It would be nifty to know which manufacturer of fake Gucci, Microsoft, or Rolex products were the best fakes, wouldn’t it? So, of course, one should have a similar guide to the supernatural. Thus, I really like this post from Daylight Atheism. Here’s a snippet to whet the appetite:
Consumers, be advised! When you want to know the future or ward off bad fortune through the invocation of magical power, don’t trust just any fake dime-store psychic. Be sure to choose only the best fake psychics for all your supernatural needs.