Post-rapture communication

If you don’t already know about it, there’s a service you don’t need. Suppose those who truly believe in Christ are, in fact, taken up into heaven at His second coming. Wouldn’t they want to get a message to their loved-ones, friends, enemies, or others? Well, Joshua Witter offers a means for those who have been transported by the rapture.

Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be thinking to yourself, “How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?” The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That’s right, we don’t believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?

If you don’t believe, Mr. Witter’s site, Post-Raputre Post: The Postal Service of the Saved, is worthy of a thorough tour.

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